postlite

Roast

Any public handle. Most people roast a friend first and themselves second. Correct order.

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Roast battle

Two handles, one judge, one card with both faces. Lower slop wins.

vs

Read
Something specific, new, funny, or a real story. Counts as zero slop.
Skim
Probably true, nothing underneath. Counts as half.
Pass
Bait, promo, or empty words. The post wants something from you. Counts as one.

Reads text only. No likes, followers, or reach feed the score. Reposts are skipped, not scored. Private accounts return nothing rather than a guess.