Roast
Any public handle. Most people roast a friend first and themselves second. Correct order.
Roast battle
Two handles, one judge, one card with both faces. Lower slop wins.
- Read
- Something specific, new, funny, or a real story. Counts as zero slop.
- Skim
- Probably true, nothing underneath. Counts as half.
- Pass
- Bait, promo, or empty words. The post wants something from you. Counts as one.
Reads text only. No likes, followers, or reach feed the score. Reposts are skipped, not scored. Private accounts return nothing rather than a guess.