Slop Check

Any public handle. Most people check a friend first and themselves second. Correct order.

read

Something specific, new, funny, or a real story. Counts as zero slop.

skim

Probably true, nothing underneath. Counts as half.

pass

Bait, promo, or empty words. The post wants something from you. Counts as one.

Reads text only. No likes, followers, or reach feed the score. Reposts are skipped, not scored. Private accounts return nothing rather than a guess.